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edohio753: i-want-spankings: Oh god… I’m fucking achy and it’s nearly 3am. Someone kill me. My boy was nice and gentle on my first time
Oh…The kryptonite …nearly killed me …Oh…thank you , God …by lead existence…But … the lead is finished … My protection …will run out …
Oh…God … Thank you, God…Thank you … for saved me …The kryptonite …nearly killed me …Thank you, God .
the grammar, oh god……It damn near, Kill’s me.
Ball hard like Mike son…… This right damn near killed me. Funniest ish I’ve seen in a LONG time. #smh #funny snatched from @squbastevect (Taken with Instagram)
That moment of anticipation kills me, that feeling of knowing that his cock is hovering right near both of my holes…not knowing which hole he’s choose to fuck and cum inside with his huge cock.
warlordrexx: “Wh… why!? Why did you kill me…” The farmer said as he laid nearly motionless on the barn floor, a single cut near his neck the entrance for the vile paralytic poison. Mira laughed as the last of the poison overtook him, preventing
This video damn near killed me from laughter. I was 5605000% done.
Can’t believe I had to get out of there this morning nearly killed me.
pota-totoo:Tfw you sucking fuck at keeping a convo going me all the damn time
r4drawings: So due to Aron being nearly killed being point blank at the epicentre of a magical explosion in @shameful-display‘s D&D campaign and the story going in a COMPLETELY different direction… let me introduce Kathra Stonefist, an easy
vaspider:iwatchforher:bonus: After I had a doctor ruin my health, cost me years of my life, and nearly kill me by missing the diagnosis of a tumor which was compressing my spinal cord, I learned this script:“I’m not here to talk about my weight;
wylanvanshitpost:It took me a while to remember that in a university context, kin is short for kinesiology and i lemme tell you, hearing “she’s majoring in kin” nearly killed me on the spot
sardonyxismyqueen: pearlthedestroyeroftheworld: they nearly killed me too~ <3 <3 <3
tyrranux: Well fuck me running, this video pretty much explains damn near everything……even those distinct iconic eyebrows XD!
The Doctor Will Save Me
look at this fucking bullshit.
SUP? n_n I do what I want!
you’re going to kill me with the rugby idea, manda, i can’t handle it, my brain is leaking out of my ears
gardenofedef: cleppy-kun: did a thing today. This was done for me through Cleppy’s “freequest’ thing a long time ago, but I paid her for it anyways cause she draws the cutest ponies I have ever seen, and her Caramel nearly kills me. Go commission
thehorsewife: krysto-n-stuff: Vector of the Horse Wife and Horse Husband. This picture nearly killed me. These two are just toooo cuuute! (Grapes courtesy of Durpy on DA, credit where credit is due) So friggin ADORABLEAAAAAAAARGH! x3! D’awww~!
julientel: That part of Dean’s audition nearly killed me.
tommypickles: indicaxdreams: So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF “kill me”
katietheslayer: JUMPS ABOARD THE YELLOW DIAMOND HYPE TRAIN, CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERSThat extended intro NEARLY KILLED ME. But not before I shit out a Yellow Diamond fanart, THAT LOOK, UGH. PREMATURELY GETS THE HOTS FOR YELLOW DIAMOND.
blackteaandbones:Whew. This nearly killed me. I am so out of practice it hurts. I don’t even want to count the number of times I redrew their faces… it could still use a final clean up, and I might go crazy and add colour if I’m feeling particularly
an-actual-stone: fuckshitavenue: an-actual-stone: hey thots seeing bbq grill rendered in 3d nearly killed me instantly, which her shotgun will let her finish me off i just remembered someone made a 3d model of bbq girll for gmod. and as well,
jroys-dirty-draws: A big step in commissions for me! i made a pixel style animation for bighermgirl, and matthewbrandon over on FA!pretty sure this nearly killed me but hey! i learned for next time! :>
techtonicactivity: cancerously: seerofsarcasm: cursmudgeon: bawlgoblin: please tell me the wildest shit that happened in homestuck’s fanbase, its like listening to old tales that can’t be true but are. Well there was the girl who nearly killed
stuffmomnevertoldyou: Did you know sharpshooter Annie Oakley took William Randolph Hearst to court for falsely reporting a cocaine addiction? “The terrible piece…nearly killed me,” she recalled. “The only thing that kept me alive was the desire
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colonelyobo: warlordrexx: “Wh… why!? Why did you kill me…” The farmer said as he laid nearly motionless on the barn floor, a single cut near his neck the entrance for the vile paralytic poison. Mira laughed as the last of the poison overtook
glowingbovine: Lilith: Damn near killed my two best men before they brought you in. Brick: She said we’re her best men! That makes me feel good. Mordecai: Ow.
lucianite: wckdart: A bday present that damn near killed me.nicoleships drew Danelle dressed as Sylvanus Windrunner - you know, Cow waifu and Undead waifu combined. I also tried my hand at throwing some quick colors on it, but it still pales to the
wylanvanshitpost: It took me a while to remember that in a university context, kin is short for kinesiology and i lemme tell you, hearing “she’s majoring in kin” nearly killed me on the spot
faitherinhicks: OH HEY GUYS COVER REVEAL FOR THE NAMELESS CITY BOOK 1!!!!!! YAY! Entertainment Weekly has the scoop, as well as a short interview with me right here! Oh my sweet lord, this cover. It nearly killed me. We went through a massive design
My dad: you can’t trust friends, friends are temporary. There not really there for you. (In my head): OH BUT YOU WERE THERE FOR ME WHEN YOU TRIED TO PUT MY HEAD THROUGH A WALL, SAID/DID INAPPROPRIATE THINGS TO ME AND NEARLY KILLED YOUR SON RIGHT
haveahiddles: lokihiddleston: His legs. His damn legs. He even sits like a whore IN THE CAR. HOW? WHY? THE DASHBOARD IS NOWHERE NEAR YOUR PRECIOUS KNEES. Jesus Christ on a cracker… this man will kill me someday.
undead-hearts-clique: undead-hearts-clique: My best friend watched me near kill myself because he didn’t love me and if that’s not a warning signal I don’t know what is. OH MY GOD THIS STILL EXISTS
kill-your-idles: bioticdivision: me3 gets a lot of shit but lets remember how many just fucking great and intense scenes there were Leaving Earth as it’s torn apart Moving passed your differences with Ash/Kaidan, only to see them nearly killed while
the-absolute-funniest-posts: thisisnotlucid: I forgot I did this before work this morning and I nearly just pissed myself when I shut my bedroom door. This thing is going to kill me in my sleep. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
zachafalse: hayirseverinsan: starlightinherveins: Horse… that is all at kafası mı o ya? THE ONE BRUSHING ITS TEETH NEARLY KILLED ME
fitgymbabe: Instagram: linzwells Great Pic! - Check out more of her pics: linzwells on Fit Gym BabeInstagram Caption: 30 days out. Pro Debut. Vegas. Time to grind!💪 Practicing that posing thing☺️💃 Grad school and work has nearly killed me through
green-globbin: This dab nearly killed me. You guys have no idea. Fucking sexy af!
sra-foreveralone: #DEAD i cannot. OH MY GOD OHMYGODDD ITS BACK SADFGHBJCDNKMDSF W H Y Okay, I’m having a moment. Let me have a minute to get over this video. Shit I mean … This nearly killed me. I often type into my tags that I’m crying but
geek-ramblings: As someone that had a crush on Tania Raymonde since highschool this scene nearly killed me lmao
truckers-cruiser: kinda cool gloomy day but I couldnt resist heading to the rest area as I suspected just on vehicle there No one in it he must be in the woods JACKPOT dam near killed me
TUMBLR HOW I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH YOU DIRTY BITCH I LOVE YOU Basically no internet at my Aunt’s house in Alabama nearly killed me and everything I own still smells like dog so I think I have to burn down my house. With myself inside.
a-crescer: arseniccatnip27: boku-no-elsen: zachafalse: hayirseverinsan: starlightinherveins: Horse… that is all at kafası mı o ya? THE ONE BRUSHING ITS TEETH NEARLY KILLED ME with a animal mask,nothing is impossible The one that struts into
jessicamao: My shot for gem animate! It was really fun to take a scene from animation to composite, which I haven’t done since my thesis film (even though working on this during my nights after work nearly killed me ; v ;)
SEMESTER DEFEATEDThis school year nearly killed me, but I came back with a zenkai boost.
You know what nearly killed me? How Garnets voice was when ‘Ruby and Sapphire’ were talkingWhen ‘Ruby’ was talking, her voice took on a much rougher quality and when ‘Sapphire’ was talking, it came out smoother and softer than what Garnets
bigfatscience:vaspider:iwatchforher:bonus: After I had a doctor ruin my health, cost me years of my life, and nearly kill me by missing the diagnosis of a tumor which was compressing my spinal cord, I learned this script:“I’m not here to talk about
